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Watford Songs
Watford Songs
Some songs bring back joy & happinness while others recall some not so happy times. Enjoy the following list of songs, sung at various times by the Vicarage Road faithfull.
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All I want is a bottle and a brick,
a watford scarf and a walking stick
a l*t*n fan to punch and kick
Oh wouldn't it be lovely.
All I want is to rob a bank,
have a ruck and a damn good wank
drive through the oak road in a Sherman Tank
Oh wouldn't it lovely.
If I had the wings of a sparrow
If I had the arse of a crow
I'd fly over l*t*n tomorrow
and shit on the b*stards below below
shit on, shit on, shit on the b*stards below
There was a town where I was born
That had a yellow super teamThey had a man called Graham TaylorThat took us to the premier leagueWe all support a yellow super team, a yellow super team, a yellow super teamWe all support a yellow super team, a yellow super team, a yellow super team
We're going down the pub - WITH TONY COTON
We're going down the pub - WITH TONY COTON
repeat
Following ditty was sung at kenilworth road when 4-0 up on the 4th October in response to the l*t*n fans singing "You're going to win f*ck all""I think we've won this game, I think we've won this game, I think we've won this game!" (We went on to win the league. Shows how much the average scummer knows eh?) We'll be running round Wembley with our willies hanging out,
We'll be running round Wembley with our willies hanging out
We'll be running round Wembley
Running round Wembley
Running round Wembley with our willies hanging out,
Singing I've got a bigger one than Mark
Singing I've got a bigger one than Marlk
Singing I've got a bigger, I've got a bigger,
I've got a bigger one than Mark.
There is the famous:-
Elton John's Taylor Made Army
Elton John's Taylor Made Army
Elton John's Taylor Made Army
Repeat until we score
What page of Watford songs could be complete without the simple (but effective) repeating of the numbers "69, 69, 69" when shown on the scoreboard! I recall singing the following song on a tube after winning the second division at Craven Cottage. The carriage was packed with Orns and was literally bouncing aloing the track as we were all going mental......
You are my Watford,
My only Watford
You make me happy
When skies are grey
You'll never notice
How much I love you
Until you take my Watford away
Lah Lah Lah Lah Lah, Lah Lah Lah Lah Lah, Lah Lah Lah Lah Lah, Lah Lah Lah Lah
He's only a poor little Hatter,
his face is all tattered and torn
he made me feel sick
so I hit him with a brick
and now he don't sing anymore
l*t*n Down l*t*n DownIs it true what people say, you're going down?Oh l*t*n Down....
l*t*n Down l*t*n DownIs it true what people say, you're going down?Oh l*t*n Down....